askelesh-norn:

Why thank you, Planeswalkers!
I am absolutely thrilled that you would leave behind so much fresh, new material for me!
Phyrexia loves you!

AGH.  GAH.  YES.

askelesh-norn:

Why thank you, Planeswalkers!

I am absolutely thrilled that you would leave behind so much fresh, new material for me!

Phyrexia loves you!

AGH.  GAH.  YES.

Progenitus vs Eldrazi

introverted-planeswalker asked: MTG women: They're just plane sexy.

Haha its an MTG pun, love those.  I’m going to throw this up on MTGPickuplines when I get time.

graylonwright asked: I don't blame them one bit. She's quite the looker.

True but I don’t think she pays as well as I do.

mistercakesblog:

introverted-planeswalker:

shadowkirby:

gospelofihm:

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!?

Magic cards are made to do this without folding.  It is a way to test if a card is real or fake.

Jesus I just cringed so hard. No. Just no.
THE HORROR!!!

DON’T WORRY!  ITS JUST WHITE-BORDER!

mistercakesblog:

introverted-planeswalker:

shadowkirby:

gospelofihm:

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!?

Magic cards are made to do this without folding.  It is a way to test if a card is real or fake.

Jesus I just cringed so hard. No. Just no.

THE HORROR!!!

DON’T WORRY!  ITS JUST WHITE-BORDER!

graylonwright asked: Ah, so jealous. If you are looking for a partner in this venture, have your people call my people.

I’ll have to get my people out of the Necromancy section first.  They’ve taken a bit of a liking to Liliana :(

graylonwright asked: That sounds sublime. When did you come into ownership of such a prestigious establishment?

Approximately an hour ago :)

graylonwright asked: Lily is in there, right? She is the Head Bitch.

Oh of course :)  Liliana even has her own section in the Necromancy wing. It has sofas and everything, quite nice.  

graylonwright asked: have I missed something about a library?

Other than only the classiest MTG bitches belong in them?  With the exception of Chandra, I hear she ruins things.  Ruins them with fire.

introverted-planeswalker asked: Def have to agree with that. Chandra is classy too, I just don't want my books to get burned.

classy and destructive, quite the combination.  But ultimately a no-no for my library as well.